I’m so fucking weird It’s like: I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet. I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot. I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend. I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous. I need help.
no matter what anyone says, the night before a morning where you don’t have to get up early for anything, when you can stay up as late as you want doing anything you want and can just sleep in the next day and snuggle into your covers like a little burrito, is the best kind of night in the world.
“Robin Williams helped make my childhood bearable, even for just two hours at a time. I will always love him for that, thank him for that, and wish he was still here to give me another two hours of bearable.”—Anonymous
Chapter 1: Introduction to White People Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country Chapter 4: The Blacks Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech Chapter 7: The Modern Whites