April 2011
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It’s like getting a back rub from an orgasm.
– Carl, The Simpsons
An actual conversation between two 28-year-old men...
Guy 1: She had to go, man. Had. to. go.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was time.
Guy 1: And she's mad at me about it. Like, coming to me trying to talk to me about it because she's upset or some shit, and I'm like, "Nah, this is done. We're done."
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta do that. Be firm.
Guy 1: It's like, I have six Pokeballs, ya know what I mean? I got six Pokeballs and there's 150 Pokemon out there. I'm not gonna hang on to my PIDGEY, ya know what I'm sayin? I'm not gonna hang on to my Ratata.
Guy 2: Exactly.
Guy 1: She's on some Professor Oak shit. I'm tryin to be the best.
Guy 2: Even Pikachu had to go eventually, n*gga. You did the right thing.
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ANDY AND APRIL GOT MARRIED!?!
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Technology killed manners
Are people really okay with their friends texting the whole time they are hanging out? Call me old fashioned, but I just think that is rude and disrespectful. I understand some texting or tweeting. But if what I remember of you that day, night, whatever is you on your phone, maybe you should have been hanging out with the person you were texting and not me.
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"Frienship is a relationship & there are at least...
So very true
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